The X Factor Xed

I have to say,I am really not feeling The X Factor this year. For some reason it just feels to staged and a bit lame. I miss the rawness of the auditions and now it is all about the Judges and them wanting to win not the acts. And what is this new shit about having the last 2 have a sing off only to throw it back to the votes. It just seems all cowardly on the judges part. Its like they have made some kind of pact with eachother. Shame on you Simon. I just might decide to give the rest a miss.

X Factor Begins (phone blog)

So I'm watching my X Factor and waiting for Simons first good zinger when straight out of left field Cheryl and Danny draws first blood and Candy Rain is the victim of their hit and run. True enough their vocal was so so but the judges wernt talking about that. It was all about the groups dress code when they of all people know that sex sells. I say go for the UKs Pussy Cat Dolls. Why ignore what you use to do. Embrace it and ride it like a race horse heading for toco.
PS: I liked Joe and funny poodle Stacy.

PHONE BLOG

Well praise be I am finally back on my account. I have been locked out for weeks and had not the time to get on the lap top to fix this. I had no plans for doing my blog from my phone but it looks like this is going to be the way for the next month at least so I figured I best give it a bash and see how it feels.

Bea The Personality Bandit

I have decided that Bea indeed has no real personality of her own other than that negative buzz she has going. After observing her it dawned on me that she just laches onto other peoples personality and squeezes herself into it and hopes of a fits then cries her eyes out when when sussed.

Eg: (The Battle Of The Bus Stop)First she sets her sighs on Lisa, the bus stop grump that smoked and bitch all day long. Bea bitched for days to everyone in the house then quickly tried to move them to the bus stop in hopes of hostile take over but Lisa could not be toppled.

Noirine, the femme fatale and her so called "best friend in the house."was her next target. With Half Wit firmly tucked away in her web of "love" she made har play for Marcus and Seavash but without the mojo she was quickly put into the friend zone.

Next she went after Half Wit, her free love cuddle buddy and ally. He was the positive peace maker and mediator of the house so she shredded him to bits but again struggled to fill his shoes. I can't figure out who she now has fixed in her sights but I do know that Lisa has her sussed so i'll be watching for the sparks to fly.

Guilty Pleasure

It has happened again. Every year I say to myself "get a life" and then the addiction begins. Only this time it has been accompanied by a friend.

I am talking about Big Brother. I am addicted to it yet again and from the beginning this year if you please. Usually I get sucked in gradually but this year it was form jump and she was accompanied by my new best friend. Twitter. I am tweeting and probably driving my followers crazy as I watch their numbers rise and fall as I become more and more out of control, passing judgments left and right. Loving, laughing, hating and basically being a nutter.

I have found others like myself. A cult if you will and together we banter and batter the housemates to bits then I run into the TT (trending topics)baying for blood as we collectively swoop down to finish them off.

I am going to need an aura cleanser when I'm done with this but I am loving every minute of it. HAHAHHAHAHAHA

The Noirine Show Is Over.

Well its official guys. The Noirin show is finally over but first I must have my final say.

I just wanted to reiterate that I do not think the girl is a slag or whore as some people have kept saying. I am sticking with the bored thought less girl theory. She has a huge sexual aura and just has not figured out how to work it yet. It's like flying a plane. You don't just jump behind the wheel and go. However, when she does figure out how to fly, look out because it could go either way.

By the way I am cool with Bea for now but she can't fill Noirin's shoes when it come that sexual aura so if that her game she would be advised to stop before she hurt herself. LoL Not a dig, just fact.

What pissed me off with Noirin was the way in which she dealt with Seavash. She just showed no class and I expected more from her. She should have said something. She just left him out there, hung him out to dry. AGAIN! Saying"everyones told me to leave him alone."was a copout.

I do feel a loss for her though. She was talking of finding out about herself and the choices she mad. She was growing as a person I thought but with Isaac joining the house he really bolloxed her experience and dear I say several steps backward was made. In fact I would say she may have left the same way she came in. Shame.

Mariah

I had been having a good laugh the other day about the Mariah's fans begging folk to buy downloads because she had dropped from 11 to 20 on the charts. I just though, "how rediculous is that" then in the middle of this her husband was there defending her because Periz Hilton was really taking the piss. This made me laugh even harder. then i read that not only was he jumping in there but apparently some people were slagging off her singing at Michael Jacksons memorial. My boy got on a mike and said that his wife did not need to apologize for having a human moment.

Well I'll be tarred and feathered. He was not having it and I was busy being amused. I guess i had never see it before then my husband although laughing with me also set me straight. He was agreeing with Nick.

Later on i gave it a thought and you know what. Those guys were right. He was defending his wife like a good husband should. We have been out there on our own for so long having our own backs that we forgot the way things should be. Of course her husband has full right to defend her. Just as she would defend him.

Kind of cute, kind of different, hell a cool.

I have put myself in check on the naughty step 4 a bit. Maybe next time i'll see the full picture.

Catching The Twitter Bug

Feeling a whole lot better today. Last night I got on twitter and had myself a right laugh. Who knew it could be so funny out there. I just might be getting the twitter, twitter bug. lol Get it. Any way.

Those guys had me on for about 2 or 3 hours checking out to hot topics and suddenly I had no reason to feel down. All I can say is thank you Twitter.

Going off to do some family stuff but I am sure to be back later on to check out the scene and have myself another good laugh.

Rough Day

I am having a really rough day today and I can't figure how to get out of it so thought I'd write about it and maybe write my way out of my funk.

Don't know what it is sometimes with me but I think that maybe I need a day to myself or a day out, not sure.

Trying to watch Every Body Loves Raymond because I can usually find a laugh in there but not working 2 shows later.

Almost got a beat down by a 10 year old.

So I head for the park in the rubbish weather thinking that it should be nice and quiet only to find that the other parents are on to me and there is a kids party in progress. I contemplate a turn back but then think of my sons disappointment and proceed.

Everything is working out well till it's almost time to go then the older girls decide that it would be cool to go on the baby slides. Something to do with the boys appearing I would hazard a guess. Anyway It start with the fat kid getting on the baby slide and she decides that she is holding it to ransom till the other girls arrive.

I decide it's time to move on but the baby wants to go down the slide one more time so i wait till the coast is clear only to find that another 10 year old girl has planted herself in his way and she's not moving so I say "could you excuse him please" and from then it was on. I had already gone about my business but she was not about to let that slight go so she's following me about the park at a distance of course but she giving it all that and gathering her troupes.

Mean time I have filled the husband in but she is on a roll and telling the friends at top volume that "yeah, she better go" and "she is so rude, tell me to move. Who does she think she is?"and the hands and head is going.

I decide that I've had enough so I head over to her gang and my husband is like " what are you doing?" I figure I will not be intimidated by a 10 year old, this is absurd.

So I say, "Mrs you want to talk to me?" now she's gone all coy "No" me " So why you all upset" her " well it's a birthday party and you're shouting at me" me " oh is it your birthday then?" her "no but it my best friend's and you're shouting at me." me "well baby, I asked you to shift so the baby can pass. You're bigger than he is you know"her" well i did but he kept falling over and then I stepped in front of him by mistake and you were rude and shouted at me."

Then the penny drops. I have embarrassed her in front of her friends. Good lord. "Ok baby i'm sorry if you think i was shouting at you but you have to look out for the babies. I didn't mean to snap at you ok. Enjoy your party." Her face light up and all is well with the world.

Life's intense when you're a pre teen. lol

Trying to write again

It has been a very long day and still going. Nursing and typing in hopes that he will fall asleep and then I can get to chatting about other things other than my breast. Since i've had the baby i have not had a chance to string a thought together far less for a sentence. Don't know what kind of writer that makes me but I decided to put it on pause till he's about 2 or 3 so that give me 6 months to a year 6 months. This is the longest sentence I have typed and let me tell you it is not easy because he is pissed and screaming while I try to think strait. Well it looks this is as far as i go before I start typing shit. Already making mistakes so time to stop.

Mama might be on a roll here. I think this is how the grown folk do the links. Now for the pics and video and I shall be a master. Take a bow girl. And for all reading this I just want u to know that technology baffles me so when I get something its time to pop champagne and do flips.

YEAH!!!

Ok, I think I might b getting the hang of this. Every time i pass the computer I give it a go so maybe that is the way forward 4 now lol

Lord help me with this technology. So much I am trying to do at once and just confusing myself in the process. All i wanted was a blog to attach to my twitter page so I could expand on my thought process sometimes. hehehhee Sometimes I like a good rant you know? Anyway enough of this foe now. I have a baby to walk and play with. When he's having his afternoon snooze I will get back to this.

l8rs

Been thinking about this for a while and now I'm here. Excited and overwhelmed so going to pause for a minute and get back to it in a minute.